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Honda Goldwing 1800 Welcome to the official website of the Fredericksburg, VA chapter (VA-E) of the Goldwing Road Riders Association. We call ourselves The "E" Team. Our chapter is made up of many riders, co-riders, riding enthusiasts, and friends and families of such. Kick off your shoes, relax and take a moment to see what we are all about. You can find photos from past events, calendars for upcoming events, and a little section for you to play around. Stay a while. We welcome all comments, good, bad, or indifferent. While you are here, take a look at some of the latest notes from our Chapter Directors, here.

Wanna know where we meet? Check it out!

Next Event

What: Chapter VA - U (Hanover) Carnival Poker Run @ Pole Green Park. Flier.

When: July 26, 2008


See the "E" Team News for more information (If available)

Events For July :: 2008

DateEvent
1Chapter VA - E (Fredericksburg) Staff Meeting moved to July 8th.
3Wing Ding, "Riding Through The Decades", Greenville, SC. July 3-6.
4Party at the Combs' compound! Come on out and celebrate America's Independence with us! See this.
8Chapter VA - E (Fredericksburg) Staff Meeting @ Vinny's, 7pm.
12Chrome World Ride
16Chapter VA - E (Fredericksburg) General Meeting. Meet to eat @ 6:30 meeting @ 7:30. Directions.
20Ride to Pope's Creek. Meet at Fredericksburg Motor Sports. See this.
26Chapter VA - U (Hanover) Carnival Poker Run @ Pole Green Park. Flier.
 
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A Boy and his Balloon
A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the House with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to Break something. The boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something." He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a Short trip to the shopping center.

Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it Lands in the toilet. Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries gets The urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished she looks down and can't believe What she's seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the Toilet! She calls her doctor.

The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives, she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees. And he takes a long, hard look at the thing.

Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be And POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, Etc. "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.

He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the First time I've ever actually SEEN a fart !"
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