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Pearly Gates
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by St. Peter at the pearly gates. "In honour of this season," St. Peter announced, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "This is a candle", he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates," St. Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them. "These are bells," he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates," St. Peter said.

The third man searched desperately through his pockets. Finally, he pulls out a pair of women's panties.

"And just what exactly do those symbolize?" asked an unamused St. Peter.

"These are Carol's," he said.
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